Today's Date: 2012-05-20
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Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Dont eat pork. Im sorry, what was that last one?? Dont eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
by Jon Stewart
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